i read this without any breathes except for the 'and's

DI lateyourmind wrote:
Thenmycoffeewascalled and IalmostspilleditonmyselfbecauseIwasfeelinglikeanidiotinside and Ivirtuallythrusugarallovertheplace and Igiggled and helookedatme and webothgiggled and thenIfeltlikesuchadickheadthatjusthadtogetoutoftheresoIsaidGoodbye, pleasuretohavemetyou and bolted.
you did good chicky... not scary at all!


what?!? there are 3 other members in duran duran besides john taylor??? who?!?!?