The Great Aussie Love Poem
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling
You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say You're Gorgeous
I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side
I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
There's Somethin' There To Grab
So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More
I Tell Ya, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get My Arms Round There
No Sheila Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know Ya Did Ya Best
I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now
I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think It's Very Sexy
That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs
I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave
The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good
As I Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot U Look Like
I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On
And Get Me Bloody Beer!
